Terms and Conditions

Persons using this website will be bound by these terms and conditions.
Any disputes will be dealt with under the British Legal system.
Whilst I welcome diverse views on the content of these webposts, or any contributions, I will not allow bad behaviour.


To the best of my knowledge, all of the written material on this website is my own and I assert my moral right to be identified in accordance with the Copyrite, Designs and Patents Act, 1988.

So, if you see anyone using my material on other web-sites, or in talks or comedy, or wherever, then please let me know. I used to do a bit of stand-up myself and haven’t ruled out the possibility of at least doing talks on the Festival Circuit, when my children are a little more independent. Do children ever become independent?

That said, If I have inadvertently duplicated anyone elses material then I apologise and would be grateful if that is pointed out to me.


To the best of my knowledge, all of the pictures appearing in these webpages are either my own or are available to use under the “Free to share and use commercially” condition. If I have inadvertantly used one or more images that are not available under this condition then I will gladly remove the image from my site.

To providers of third-party imagery: If any of the images that I have used, that are not my own, require further acknowledgement or links, or captions, or whatever, then I am perfectly willing to do this and am grateful for the use of these images.


The material on this website is for interest and entertainment only. Most of it is genuine but I make no claim about the veracity or completeness of it, or for that of any of the information to be found on links from this site.

The owner will not be liable for any errors or omissions in this information nor for the availability of this information.

None of the material is intended to cause offence, be derogatory or be defamatory to any person alive or dead.

Limited Liability: If I mention anything stupid or dangerous, that I have done in the past, then I really don’t advocate that anyone repeat it.
The owner will not be liable for any losses, injuries, or damages from the display or use of this information.

T’s&C’s Updates

These terms and conditions, for the use of this website, are subject to change at any time and without notice.